Friday, September 19, 2008

The Sex Blog [Tossed Salads]

¡Hola! Everybody…

Now here’s one for the ages: Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild, rabid Hillary Rodham Clinton supporter who raised truckloads of money for the New York senator’s failed presidential campaign has defected to the McCain campaign. She and her husband, Sir Evelyn Robert Adrian de Rothschild of the prominent Rothschild banking family of England, split their time between New York and a British country estate. And get this: she says she’s not supporting Obama because he’s “too elitist”!


That’s not all. Here’s what she says (on CNN) right after she said about Obama, “I feel like he has not given me reason to trust him. I feel like he is an elitist”:

OMFG! This is too fuckin’ funny:

When asked about how she resolves the obvious ideological contradictions with conservatives (She’s for reproductive freedom as well as a life-long democratic supporter), she didn’t have an answer.

And did you notice that her husband is named Evelyn? Imagine regular-guy Evelyn hitting the truck stops along with “straight [cough] talking” John McCain: “Hi, I’m Evelyn, what’s your name?” Oh! The fun!

Now, both you and I know why the “Lady” isn’t supporting Obama, right? *wink*

For her blatant idiocy masquerading as arrogance, I hereby award Lady Lynn the “Cunt of the Week” Award!

Today’s sex blog video features some desi ass! Some of these beauties do more with one flick of their hips than other women do with elaborate gyrations.

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-=[ Tossed Salads ]=-

A woman’s behind: an altar to be worshiped on one’s knees.

In watching Lady Lynn’s painful rhetorical contortions, I was suddenly reminded of ass licking. Don’t ask me why, but every time I see her on TV, I can’t help but think she’s an elite ass licker. Those collagen-injected puffed lips are made for ass licking/ kissing! LOL

Kiss my royal Po’Reekan arse, Lynn!

If you’re a regular reader, you’re already familiar with my preference for anal sex. I have never been with a woman who hasn’t given up da bootie. All my women come over to the dark side eventually and quite a few have often developed a fondness for anal sex and anal play. Just in case you were wondering: I have never have had to coerce a woman into anal sex. Most have surrendered their asses as a ritual sacrifice on the altar of love. LOL!

The anus, in addition to being very responsive to tactile stimulation, is also an erogenous zone that produces a pleasure response in the brain when stimulated. Let’s put it in evolutionary terms. Humans evolved so that a pleasure sensation would occur in the brain whenever a life sustaining function would occur. This encouraged human to eat until full, drink, sleep, urinate, defecate, and so on. A prime example would be the response to a kiss. Humans long ago discovered that stimulation of the mouth during sex produces a euphoric chemical reaction for what our body thinks is eating. The nipples and ears are also used in this manner without much guilt or shame.

However, using the anus in a sexual context is considered taboo in our culture. Clinically speaking, there is no difference between the stimulation of the mouth, ears, and nipples or anus in the production of pleasure in the brain so it seems inconsistent for people to accept some and not all pleasure spots of arousal in sexual activity.

Anolinctus (tossing salad), the act of licking the anus, and anolingus (or rimming), actually inserting the tongue into the partner’s anus, are two popular forms of anal play and a good way to help introduce a recalcitrant partner to the pleasures of anal sex. Of course, some people prefer their partner to clean the area first, while others prefer the funk. In Anolinctus, the tongue is run along the inner buttocks and the anus is licked and/ or tickled with the tongue. In another form of Anolinctus, a partner uses the tongue like a penis, thrusting it between the buttocks, and ramming it against the anus.

In anolingus, the tongue is inserted into the partner’s anus. Precaution should be taken with this practice, preferably using a dental dam because there are parasites living in the lower intestine that cause disease if ingested. However, using proper hygiene within a monogamous relationship should decrease the chances of infection. In any case, it should be understood that proper precautions should be taken when engaging in sexual practices outside of a monogamous relationship. This goes for any sexual activity, not just anal sex/ play.

Now, go ahead, make my day, and kiss my ass! LOL



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