The TGIF Sex Blog [Penis Size]

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For those who have asked, I haven’t been writing as much because I am drained from work. This has been the longest stretch I’ve gone without blogging is some time. Speaking of length...

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-=[ Does Size Matter? ]=-

Yup! It’s that old recurring question regarding penis size. Men obsess over it, often anxiously wondering if they’re up to the task. My “junior” is what I would call average, though some women have commented on its girth. Suffice it to say that if you want 12” I can give it to you in installments of two. LOL!

Growing up, I had a friend, George. George was a math whiz -- fuckin’ math genius. The first time we all undressed in the lockers in middle school (6^th grade) we all gasped and hid our Johnsons. Even at eleven years of age, George’s dick was huge! We used to crack jokes about his dick and call him Mandingo, caballo (horse), rompe matrix (womb breaker). Back then, he was really proud of his huge cock. As we grew older and started dating girls, however, we noticed that the girls would hardly ever date George a second time. Then, in our teens, girls would not fuck George. Some would just look at his cock and say, “Aw hell naw!” The more curious and adventurous girls would fuck him once and then go running bow-legged to their girlfriends talking about how George was a rompe matrix.

You all know how that goes…

Anyway, George would go to college and become a successful accountant. Eventually, he married and the hot topic at the wedding (at least amongst us -- his boyhood friends) was how the fuck that small girl accommodated George’s cock. LMAO! George would have none of my kidding around (to the delight of our friends and his consternation, I would make horse sounds when he would walk by me).

Which brings me to the age-old question: does size matter?

Now, I can give the “scientific” answer and say that four (4) inches should be enough. However, I know many women who would disagree with that statement. I do know that different women will give you different answers to this question. I tend to think along the lines of the Kama Sutra classification system. Now, I may not have the terms right, but essentially, the Kama Sutra states that there are three different sized vaginas. The rabbit (pencil sharpener), the doe/ deer (good and tight), and the mare (DANG! Is there an echo up in here?!!). There are corresponding classifications for penis size too, though I forget what they are. Therefore, according to the Kama Sutra, optimal penis size depends on proper matching. For example, if a man is a horse, he has no business sticking it into the rabbit. Similarly, a mosquito’s tweeter has no business inside a mare’s twat! LOL!

When a woman’s vagina is relaxed, the vaginal walls collapse into each other. The diameter is less than once inch and the length normally ranges from 3 to 4 inches. However, the size changes when you are ready for intercourse. At that time, the diameter of your love tunnel is not the same throughout.

The narrowest part will be the opening of vagina and wider as it goes deeper in to the vagina. Usually the front part of vagina has a size of one and a half inches. As we go deeper in to the vagina, the diameter is larger. The backend of the vagina usually has a diameter of 2 1/2 inches.

The length of vagina also changes. The front vagina wall has the length of two inches and the back end is three so the total is roughly 6 inches. However, the size will change after childbirth because of the extreme expansion of the vagina. Many women complain they feel loose and loss of the control of their bladder. It could be corrected by Kegel exercises or vaginal tightening surgery.

Okay, so you might be saying, “OMIGOD!! How could it fit?!!” However, your vaginal wall is very elastic so it can accommodate most sizes. It can stretch enormously in length and width. As stated before, normally muscles around the vagina are relaxed and collapse to each other. However, the inner vagina wall will expand so it is longer and wider. An average woman can easily handle a cock nine (9) inches long and two (2) inches wide.

So ladies, what say you? Does penis matter? Or is it the motion of the ocean? LOL

Love,

Eddie

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